My first random thoughts.

As an overeducated (M.A.), and unemployed young woman, I have a lot of time on my hands. Too much time leads to an active imagination and odd thoughts. It also leads to some weird habits. Many of which I would be too embarrassed to admit, but given the anonymous veil of the internet, I may confess to a few. I secretly think of myself as a feminine freak. Not as a sexual freak, but in a sense of what we all do in private. I love thinking of what people are really like behind closed doors.

Some random thoughts or behaviors in which I undertook today:
Why is it so much fun fart in a public place, walk away, and look back at the calamity of disgusted faces? I do this frequently. Fart that is. Presents from the ass.

How come I only notice beautiful people? Those that I find attractive are usually not attractive to most. I love a crooked face, or a long nose. Husky men do it for me too.
I often wonder if others find me attractive. I have a victorian look. Very pale skin, full lips, curvy. Wonder if anybody ever masturbated thinking of me.

We all pick our noses. Some more than others, but we all do it. I am one who enjoys the hell out of it. To find a queen snot when one was just randomly playing with one's nostril, is for me, a personal kind of lottery.

I think that despite my IQ, I have the mentality of a 12-year-old boy. Perhaps that is giving myself too much credit. Even 12-year-olds grow weary of grossing each other out. Not I. Don't think I ever will.

Despite my penchant for bodily functions, (I love smells too), If you were to meet me, you would like me. You would feel instantly at ease. I can sense people's moods, auras if you will, and immediately adjust myself accordingly. A chamelion of sorts.

Ever smelled your dental floss after you have used it? Try it. Let me know what you think.